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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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The referendum

<b>
Scotland:</b> you've got to change your ways or I'll leave you! I'll walk out the door right now and I'm not joking! I'll do it!<p><b>England:</b> do it! See if I care!<p><b>Scotland:</b> I'm sorry I was kidding, I love you bae, love you long time<p>

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professionalpuppythief:

YOU GUYS.

I’m sure you all know by now that Moriarty means To Die Was An Art.
What a clever crap Conan Doyle is, yes?

Get this.
Seb as ti an Mor an:
Strive as Fear or Death or 

Now, take out that first or and you have Strive as Fear Death or

In the army, in the war,
His last name would’ve taken its place in front of his first.

Death or Strive as Fear.

Kill, or be killed-
Rather, Be Killed, or Kill.

professionalpuppythief:

YOU GUYS.

I’m sure you all know by now that Moriarty means To Die Was An Art.
What a clever crap Conan Doyle is, yes?

Get this.
Seb as ti an Mor an:
Strive as Fear or Death or

Now, take out that first or and you have Strive as Fear Death or

In the army, in the war,
His last name would’ve taken its place in front of his first.

Death or Strive as Fear.

Kill, or be killed- Rather, Be Killed, or Kill.

(via alicexisxnotxinxwonderland)

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